My friend’s blog & my responses:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/scaryblackdeath/33538.html
So when I was stationed on Attu Island in Alaska, we had this huge St. Bernard there named Coco.
One day before I arrived on Attu, Coco went for a hike with some of the guys from the station. One of them, an electronics tech just like myself no less, fell through a snow drift up to his armpits. Like any good St. Bernard, Coco was the first on scene, even before all these other Coast Guardsmen.
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Now, you must understand that Attu Island is in fact uninhabited except for the small Coast Guard station, some birds, foxes and rats… and Coco. A St. Bernard who had spent all his life on this island, with none a’ da bitches (literally) to keep him company. So rather than pull this distressed Coast Guardsman out of the snow drift, or whip out a martini from a little barrel attached to his collar like St. Bernards from the cartoons…
…Coco raped the man’s head.[/private]
I kid you not. Coco humped this man’s head, and actually FINISHED before the other Coasties got there to pull him off. But they were there in time to witness. When the very next supply plane came, Coco rode it on its way back to Kodiak so he could be neutered. And, isolated as Attu may be, I heard about this story mere weeks after it had happened, because I had orders to go there already. In fact, I’m pretty sure the entire Coast Guard had heard the story by the time I did.
So when I see these stories about how Michael Jackson cried and pleaded with one kid’s mom so she’d let him sleep with her kid–and she DID–and when I see all this stuff about child molesting priests… the solution seems obvious to me.
Oh, and we need to beat that mom, too. It’s still Jacko who committed the worse crime, but wow. How could she feel the least bit pressured by a forty-year-old CLOWN (again, literally) crying that he wanted to go to bed with her 13-year-old boy?
My reply #1: There are some sick stupid people out there procreating who really shouldn’t be…. case in point, that mom.
My reply #2: Especially the last one posted yesterday:
Heard this on the radio on the way to work this morning (same show that other quote was from):
Headline: “Witness: Teen punched in face, forced to perform sex act” (article no longer available online, originally from Associated Press)
Sick. And I think I’ve finally been convinced that I will HAVE to homeschool my kid when I have one because there are too many horrible horrible parents out there who are failing to raise their kids properly. And the school system just can’t (and shouldn’t have to!) do it for them, or cope with it. Either they’re too lax or too strict, just no way for them to win. *Shudder*
The villainy does not surprise me as much as the lack of nobility. An auditorium full of people, and no one had the balls to rally a party to stop the madness?